It’s been a while since Stink and Coo-Cats died – Stink, a golden retriever, stunk to high heaven from start to finish, aged 15 and Coo-Cats, age unknown, tabby, sudden death a mystery, sad loss. We found our new cat (pictured) at Wood Green Animal Shelter – she’s nearly two years old and she has fur like a rabbit. Isn’t she fucking adorable? In the pack that they handed us there was a questionnaire filled in by the family who’d given her up; it seemed that although they adored her, they were unable to keep her in their small flat – dur! – when asked, ‘What is the cat’s favourite tasty treat?’, they responded, ‘Banana, water-melon, strawberries, cucumber, raisins and cheese Doritos (little bits of each)’ – okay then.
** AT HOME **
Posted by lapopette on December 18, 2012 at 1:44 pm
yes she is fucking adorable, can’t wait to see her
Posted by lazypuffhead on December 18, 2012 at 1:51 pm
yes, come soon x
Posted by Oficer Dribble on December 19, 2012 at 9:18 pm
not to mention poor koo was of mistaken gender and poor stinky stayed stinking for an extra 5 years because of the death wish that was put upon him ?? “blessed are those creatures of the earth that lord hath placed in your domain ” (all together with the angel choir) AAAa MMMm EEEEE NNNNN !!!!
Posted by lazypuffhead on December 19, 2012 at 9:23 pm
Lol oh wise sage of Dribbledom