Big Issue

I’m in the bad books! Big time. Honey is kicking off because I don’t have a job. I told him not to worry, as the darkest hour is before dawn. I told him that there’s no point in banging on about it this week because Teddy arrives from the States tomorrow morning and me and Barry are launching our new thing this week. He told me that anyone can earn the sort of money that I need to earn to ‘pay my way’ and that I am work-shy and lazy. I asked him what I’m supposed to do; get up, go out and look for a ‘job’ that I’m going to hate? – unlikely to no chance – he suggested that I sell the Big Issue, that the bloke that hangs outside Waitrose earns more than me and he’s only there sometimes! – he said that I looked the part (which after looking in the mirror I had to agree). He said that he would invest in the magazines for me – that objection over. I said that I would have to commute and go out of area, he said ‘what, do you think that guy outside Waitrose travels from Albania every day!?’.

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4 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by agneedy on April 29, 2012 at 9:41 pm

    I could picture Honey selling the Big Issue,only if it’s formaldehyde free tho!!!!!

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  2. and from sustainable sources …..

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  3. Posted by jusxx on May 10, 2012 at 5:37 pm

    got to give honey his comic dues on this one…. it did make me laugh!!!!!! Hang on a sec where are my royalties for use of my pic above??? haha!!

    Reply

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