Tell me, is masturbation a family issue?

I have acquired a few little buzzy friends over the years (as I’m sure most women have), nothing so bold as a ‘Rabbit’ or such-like. I actually came upon a couple by accident and put some new batteries in them to see if they still worked; there was nothing fab about them and I stuck them under the mattress (as you do).

I came home the other night to a miffed Honey – he told me that while he was watching TV in bed with Son they heard a buzzy noise – they got a great big fright because they thought it was a mega insect in the bed and they ripped the bed apart to find the culprit, only to discover 3 clitoral stimulators!

Honey was concerned because he didn’t know what to tell Son and he referred him to me with an ‘ask your mother’. I am happy to report that Son has not approached me on the subject but if he does I will tell him that they’re massagers for women with tired fingers.


7 responses to this post.

  1. Awesome, lol.


  2. I thought u might text me! … “no … no … no” .. lol x


  3. only you!!!!! about 15 years ago, mother, I and the boy are checking into Daytona returning from a dismey holiday…… wecheck all the suitcases in.. no problems… my mum gets called back over the loud speaker…. her suitcase is making a suspicous buzzing noise!!! well i nearky died laughing and she nearly died of embarresmentg, the boy at only 9 was amused but innocent……. turns out mum had bought us all disney character electric toothbrushes!!!! one of which was buzzing in her suitcase!!! I would pay good good money to see that embarresed expression on her face again… fuck me… but that’s between. mother daughter and grandson….. as far as your ””real thing” enjoy… why the fuck not ??????????????


  4. That one moment of pure embarresment on her behalf, was nearly, very nearly worth my next ten years of exile!!!!!!


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