Alan

Alan has ruined my day today. Whilst I am grateful for Alan … I am grateful for Alan … I am grateful for Alan … he really pisses me off. Alan is my transcribing agency client (in other words, slave labour rates). His clients all sound like complete fuck-wits – not like the slick market researchers interviewing people who can at least speak English that I am accustomed to typing – oh no, absolute buffoons, talking to exasperated sounding respondents; I feel their pain. Alan’s rate for this job was 10p up on the usual shite 55p – 65p per minute to type foreign people; interviewer and respondent trying to communicate in English, no sentence structure, no idea about tenses and accents that I can’t even put my finger on. After spending my day trying to type this stuff – the content of which is boring beyond belief – I decided to tell Alan about the situation. He eventually responded and said that I could take 70p but that when he’d listened to them they ‘weren’t so bad!’ From previous experience with Alan, I must watch my step but for fuck’s sake, ‘Try fucking typing them yourself, Sadam!!’

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4 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Ocifer Dibble on October 1, 2012 at 9:20 pm

    get the abusers out of your life if you kep alen then G-D will not replace him because where is your self worth ? yes alan is not really alen at all he is your self worth trying to sell you off cheap …. out the fucker and make room for what you are worth to turn up and takeover . ….. goodbye Allen and good kin riddance .

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  2. Posted by agneedy on October 1, 2012 at 10:10 pm

    Is it Allan with one or two L’s!!

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