Pilferer’s Choice

I have  massive bush – a marijuana bush that is – growing in my garden. I proudly show photos taken from its early days to now in the way that some people show photos of their children or pets (admittedly there are very few people who are in the slightest bit interested and I suppose that goes for people’s pets and kids too). The bush grew from two little seedlings that were given to me as a late summer gift. I planted them in pots (with all the faff of getting the right soil and mixing it with this and that) but they started to look sad and the roots were soggy. In order to give them any sort of a chance, I planted them in the earth, which I had prepared with home-made compost (fruit and veg), alive with worms – apparently weed likes worm poo – last year I tried to buy some bat poo over the internet but the company never delivered. I’m pleased because I’m told it really smells atrocious. I am astounded at how the plants have flourished; the aroma is heavenly, the leaves are sticky, every day the buds are getting bigger and fatter! The last few days it has rained constantly, all sorts of rain, this morning was foggy and there was a misty rain all day. The buds are getting saturated and I’m fearing bud rot – I think the pilot leaves protect them a bit. I’ve looked at the forecast and it’s meant to be dry for a few days at least. I think its days are numbered. The worst weather is the wind (which hasn’t been too bad this week) because it blows the fuck out of it and I have to barricade it with the table and umbrella and a big upside down flower pot. Last week I cut a couple of heads – I  have one drying in a shoe box and I dried one quickly. There’s nothing quite like toking on an early bud … terrible munchies though, today alone I’ve eaten a packet of six iced buns and about six Twix.

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5 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Oficer Dwibble on October 22, 2012 at 8:59 pm

    6 twix’s meaning 12 biscuits ? or 3 twix’s meaning 6 buiscuits ?

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  2. if something makes me happy, why shud i not do it?

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  3. Reblogged this on G & R.

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