“Get a Job You Lazy Shit”

This is a post of two parts; one happy, one sad.

1) Yesterday I harvested my plant. I bit the bullet and chopped it down limb by limb. Doc told me that if I left the roots in tact and bag them, then in the spring it would come to life again. Which is what I’ve done. It was freezing in the garden; there was icy/fine rain and I sat there chopping and pruning from 8.45 until midday. I had two black bin bags full of bud and a couple of shoe boxes with the fresher new buds. I had mentioned to Honey that I needed to get into the loft and he said that he didn’t want me going up there – mainly because the hatch is a bit bust. When he went to pick Son up from school, I went up into the loft and strategically placed the weed around it; over beams and sticking out of container handles; absolutely ideal.

2) However this morning all hell broke loose not only because the whole house reeks of weed but Honey ‘noticed’ that the hatch had been opened – and now it’s broken!! This is because I’m left handed (I would naturally turn something the opposite way and also because the hatch and its mechanism is a piece of shit and Honey must have broken it himself and is now blaming me because his day has been ruined!).

This is the rub; if I got a job then I would have money to get these little things fixed and then Honey would have no problem with things getting broken. If I got a job then I could buy ‘nice things’ for my bare white walls, if I got a job then I could have flooring, new carpets, a nice garden, a £700 sheepskin parker, things that people are motivated to work for but I don’t. The fact is that I am motivated solely by marijuana … my buds should be dry in a week.

*** GET A JOB, GET A COAT ***

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