When I was about 16, mother had absconded and I was living with my dad. One evening I was rooting around in a drawer looking for a packet of big orange Rizla, while my dad looked on, seemingly disinterested. Returning empty handed to my two friends upstairs, we used what we had, when all of a sudden the top of the stable-like door crashed open ‘Here’s Johnny’ style – ‘Is this what you’re look for, dear!?’ he snarled, and he chucked the Rizla down on the floor – result! My friends beat a hasty retreat down two flights of stairs and out of the front door and after a restrained beating from my father, I went to bed and found that Viv had stuck a lit spliff in my bed (which thankfully had gone out), so I laughed to myself and smoked it. I am only recounting this story because last night while I was in the bath, Honey came into the bathroom and wagged a packet of silver king size Rizla in my face, ‘I found these in Lurky’s room,’, he said, ‘you’ve done a really good job on her, well done!!’ – i.e. not well done; the tone was not lost on me. ‘Actually,’ I responded, ‘I must have done something wrong!? Everyone knows that green Rizla are the best.’




3 responses to this post.

  1. Blue rizlas were the best as I remember it, although that was a looooong time ago


  2. No no no blue rizla …


  3. Posted by Oficer Dribble on December 9, 2012 at 9:41 am

    i am confident that Lurky is more of a honey than a babutchka !!


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