Royal Jelly

Quite by chance I met a very interesting old lady this week – Madame RJ arrived by phone call through an old acquiantance who suggested that I could be her full time PA/secretary – now that’s a laugh in itself; I class myself as an ‘audio typist’, ‘PA/secretary’ duties are way beyond me (this I know from bitter experience). I was however able to offer a much better solution; my friend Taz who’s been looking proactively for work for the last few months; a perfect match. As Taz was going to be away until today and Madame was ‘desperate’ for a bit of admin as her guy had let her down, I told her that I was not really up to it but that I’d come and see if I could help. I was relieved to find that her man slave had decided to come in and not leave her in the lurch and that I didn’t in fact have to do any work for her. I was with her for two and a half hours while she read me all her press from back in the day when she had introduced Royal Jelly to the Royals. I came home with a bottle of the Royal Jelly potion and some OxyLife drops that need to be put in 1.5 litres of water daily and drunk – I NEVER drink water! This is my third day of drinking all that water and I’ve even got a thirst for it, I can feel myself getting younger and feeling more alive! So the scoop is that the Royal Jelly will make my skin youthful, prevent and even reverse grey hair, improve eyesight and a whole host of other benefits. Taz returned from her holiday and has secured a job with the nice old lady, so everyone’s happy.

Royal Jelly


• Stimulate better memory and mental function

• Increase sexual vitality and rejuvenation

• Increase vigor and physical strength

• Regulate and balance hormonal activity and increase fertility

• Normalize blood pressure

• Improve skin smoothness and elasticity

• Regenerate bone tissue

• Promote building of soft tissues and muscles

• Enhance wound healing

• Decrease arthritic symptoms

• Protect the liver

• Decrease depression and calm anxiety

• Stimulate the immune system to fight infections and tumors

• Lower cholesterol and blood lipid levels

• Stimulate production of red blood cells

• Prevent hair loss

Help in some CNS disorders including Parkinson’s Disease

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