Fucked Up

Of course dad’s birthday bash is a surprise. And I fucked up in a stoner sort of way. Concerned about the price of fags, I sent an email to both father and brother, urging them to set aside their concerns for my health and bring me some duty free fags next week:-

“I am making a plea for u both to bring me some duty free b&h gold .. I know u will both be opposed but the fact is that they cost over double here now and as I have no intention of quitting, it would make a big difference to me. Dad u know the score. If it will make u both feel better then I will defo pay u for them; not a gift x please consider and comply. See u next week!! x”

‘My visit’s supposed to be a surprise … Div’, my bro responded.

After a brief meltdown during which I urgently verbally abused myself in quick succession via email, I think I may have saved the day by emailing all concerned (or soon to be concerned) parties…

“I am an idiot … I meant to copy in Taffy!!!!! By the way [bro], u can decide to bring when u over in December .. Lol x”

… which kind of backed up the ‘both‘ thing? Soon find out.

** Is the cat in or out? **


2 responses to this post.

  1. Dream on!

    Sent from my iPhone


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