A Bit More Chaos

My work here is done

On Sunday night I got a Japanese take-away for the family and friends. As I no longer know the PIN number on my credit card, I took Honey’s. I was on the phone for the duration of the transaction in the restaurant but I do remember her handing me the receipt and the card and then leaving the place with my phone down my top so I could carry the three bags and my car keys. We enjoyed the meal and then I got a sinking feeling, ‘Where is the credit card!?’ For a good few minutes I charged around like a headless chicken looking for it; I looked in the car, I looked in my empty pockets, I looked in my stash box, in my purse, on the side – it was nowhere. I jumped in the car, it was pissing with rain, and headed back up the road to Hi Sushi. ‘Did I leave my card here!?’ ‘No.’ And I knew I hadn’t. Running back to the car, I scoured the street as I re-traced my steps, but to no avail. There was nothing for it, I had to cancel the card immediately. The next morning, taking Son to school, I opened the car door and my eyes were immediately drawn to the little green credit card sitting in plain sight just behind the driver’s seat. Ah.

I have to come clean‘, I told Honey (as it was his card).

What have you done now?’, he said.

Erm … it’s not that bad, it’s just that I thought I’d lost the credit card, then I cancelled it, then I found it … it does mean that certain purchases will not be fulfilled on Amazon but we’ll have new ones in seven to ten days … yay!?

Aren’t you worried about your behaviour?’ he said.

No, not at all, I know why these things are happening … it’s because I’m stoned!‘ … dur.

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