It’s like a jungle sometimes

Yesterday I was complaining that the drugs don’t work but I have realised that this is due to the fact that staying at home is relatively hazard free, however the chaos returned once I left the house to visit Maureen for a kebab and a walk last night. I stopped at the cashpoint to get Doc’s money out. I pulled over and as I got out of the car, my phone, which was attached to my headphones around my neck, kind of got flung somewhere. ‘I’ll sort that when I get back in the car’, I thought. I got back in the car, the unlit spliff between my lips got flung somewhere and I haphazardly pulled out into the traffic, suddenly remembering my phone and wondering where the flung spliff had gone. I took the next left and pulled over, searching for my phone, my heart beating fast. ‘Maybe it fell out of the car door?’, I thought. Shit. So I drove really fast around the rather large block, back to where I had originally pulled over for the cash and had a quick look ahead of me, just in case I was about to run it over. Of course it was not on the ground. I took a deep breath and searched the car again, mindful that in my search the spliff was nowhere to be seen either. And there it was, my phone, sitting safely on the passenger seat. I got back in the driver’s seat and found the spliff lodged under the seat and I set off to pick up our kebabs. The moral of this story is that smoking copious amounts of weed makes you stoned even if you don’t ‘feel’ it and further, it is enhanced by leaving the house.

* Makes me wonder how I keep from going under *



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