Posts Tagged ‘Chaos’

It’s like a jungle sometimes

Yesterday I was complaining that the drugs don’t work but I have realised that this is due to the fact that staying at home is relatively hazard free, however the chaos returned once I left the house to visit Maureen for a kebab and a walk last night. I stopped at the cashpoint to get Doc’s money out. I pulled over and as I got out of the car, my phone, which was attached to my headphones around my neck, kind of got flung somewhere. ‘I’ll sort that when I get back in the car’, I thought. I got back in the car, the unlit spliff between my lips got flung somewhere and I haphazardly pulled out into the traffic, suddenly remembering my phone and wondering where the flung spliff had gone. I took the next left and pulled over, searching for my phone, my heart beating fast. ‘Maybe it fell out of the car door?’, I thought. Shit. So I drove really fast around the rather large block, back to where I had originally pulled over for the cash and had a quick look ahead of me, just in case I was about to run it over. Of course it was not on the ground. I took a deep breath and searched the car again, mindful that in my search the spliff was nowhere to be seen either. And there it was, my phone, sitting safely on the passenger seat. I got back in the driver’s seat and found the spliff lodged under the seat and I set off to pick up our kebabs. The moral of this story is that smoking copious amounts of weed makes you stoned even if you don’t ‘feel’ it and further, it is enhanced by leaving the house.

* Makes me wonder how I keep from going under *

MAKES ME WONDER HOW I KEEP FROM GOING UNDER

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Chaos is Green

I'm driving myself mad

Chaos is borne out of disconnection with our source and our own selves.

I am cut off.

The chaos that surrounds me is of my own making.

It is trying to tell me something that I do not want to hear (la, la, la, I can’t hear you).

The more I ignore it, the more chaos there will be until I can’t stand it any more and I make a change.

We are all here to achieve our destinies and flow along life’s path but I’m stuck in a groove …

… and I know that the more chaos, the better the weed.

 

New Gloves Gone

Yesterday I went to Muswell Hill for an all day breakfast with La Poppette. Just last month I purchased a lovely pair of brown cable knit fingerless gloves – I say ‘lovely’ but they were actually a trifle itchy (cashmere is the only way to go). We paid the bill and left, leaving behind my new gloves.

We trundled up to Starbucks in North Finchley and then went to buy some padded brown envelopes so I could send my friend Tuff Dude her now weekly draw. And home.

As I was tidying around, I realised that my gloves were nowhere to be seen. ‘Shit, I think I left them in the cafe!? … And where are those envelopes!?’ – if I could find the envelopes then perhaps the gloves were with them?

The hunt began; I looked on every surface touched by me since entering the house, I looked in all the drawers available, twice … nothing. I chose not to get into a fluster and decided to look again later. On further investigation, I found the envelopes in a drawer.

Conclusion; the gloves MUST have been left behind.

This morning at 9.00 a.m. I walked to Muswell Hill – it was gloriously sunny. I went back to the cafe and saw the same girl who had served me yesterday and I described my gloves and she said, ‘No.’ Fucking liar!

On reflection, it may be a bit unfair to say she is ‘liar’ in that manner, as when I lost my sunglasses I swore blind that I’d left them at the pub and that they were all liars and then the glasses turned up two weeks later, having been left in a spot that was so unusual, I’m surprised they were ever found.

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