Posts Tagged ‘Chocolate’

That Friday Feeling

Laying in my bed yesterday evening, watching the Real Housewives of New York, curled up and content, I received a message from Alan, asking me if I could do an ‘urgent over-nighter’. I accepted the job on that Friday evening as I’d barely scratched a couple of hundred quid this week. The job came through, 75p per audio minute, which basically meant that I had to spend my whole Friday night working for just under £40. Honey took one look at my face and said, ‘Alan?’, ‘Yes’, I snivelled. I weakly told Alan that one of the recordings was ‘feint‘ but he was not budging, so I told him I’d do my best and left it at that. Every year I buy the kids an advent calendar, a window containing a little chocolate, to open every day in December, leading up to Christmas. I have never ever eaten so much as a single chocolate from an advent calendar ever. However – and I hold Alan solely responsible – I ate a whole calendar in one go; 24 days – that’ll teach him.

Stick a fairy light up my arse, why don't you?

** I’M ALAN’S BITCH **

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Unsolicited Chocolate

I must admit that I do scoff a lot of chocolate – this week I was into Mars and Twix. For the last few weeks I’ve been eating Green & Blacks Crispy Milk and Kit-Kat Chunkies. I am of the opinion that I can eat whatever I like to maintain my ideal weight, as long as I walk at least 10,000 steps a day and for the last few years this has proven true. Although I do not make a habit of weighing myself, I am feeling heavier this week because on top of my chosen quota, I have been gifted two big bars; Cadburys Mint Bubbly and Cadburys Chocolate Popcorn (new!). It was only with kind intents that these came my way but it has thrown me out of balance – coupled with the fact that I have not walked to capacity, I am feeling like a big fat pig – oink.

** FRIENDS MAKE YOU FAT**

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