Posts Tagged ‘Jesus Christ’

Disbelief

Earlier in the year I had been entertaining Ron and Beth, my Jehovah’s Witness ‘friends’. They came round religiously (excuse the pun) on a Sunday morning. We sat, drank coffee, ate biscuits and had a Bible session, which started with a prayer that Ron made up and was quite soothing. Over the past four months I have avoided having them over. One Sunday it dawned on me – although it had been pointed out by close friends – that I was actually getting out of bed on a Sunday morning to sit and listen to a load of shit that I didn’t even believe in! At that point I became super flaky; canceling at the last minute or just generally putting them off. I felt justified in a way because Honey had pointed out to them early on that they were wasting their time with me (to the sound of their objections) and that I would flake out sooner or later (and probably sooner). We had got to Chapter Five, in which we were going to find out why Jesus died to save us all, something about a ‘ransom’. They told me that Jesus died without sin but apparently this is a lie. I’m told by a reliable source that he had actually sinned but that his sins had been washed away. That piece of information blew the whole thing for me because I had been really impressed that a man, named Jesus Christ, died without sin, and felt it was worth looking into further (really!?). Dilemma; come clean and tell her I’m just not interested (as I do have a strong affinity with sin) or just make another excuse? I’m happy to say that she has actually not text me this week, so hopefully they got the message. TC’s advice was to ‘Tell the coooonts to foooook off’, which is a bit mean because they are really nice people.

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Over Rover

It’s over. My business venture with Barry has officially ended – it did actually end the week before last but today is the formal conclusion as far as I am concerned. I was surprised to receive a text last Tuesday from Barry, asking me if I could go out selling with Homer again. I sent him a text back saying ‘I’m sorry, I’m busy typing … can’t cope’. After the last time I would never ever go out with him again, it was pure embarrassment! The thought of going and chasing up Barry’s leads with him from his day out with Homer made me want to curl up and die – no fucking way! Late last night I received an email from Barry, this time suggesting a whole new marketing strategy and issuing me instructions on how to take his pathetic strategy forward. I responded this afternoon, asking him if he had refunded my friends’ money in light of the fact that he has nothing to sell – he said that he had offered it but they had refused it – I told him in capital letters to ‘send them CHEQUE‘ – what doesn’t he understand? – they don’t want a direct bank transfer, they just want a fucking cheque! And I can’t seem to get it through his head that what is the point in selling something and taking people’s deposits for something that yes, does exist but that he is unable to execute!? Jesus, give me strength!

Lordy Lordy

It was been 3 weeks since I saw Beth and Ron, my Jehova’s Witness friends. The last time we met I learnt who Jesus was (God’s only begotten son). We are now on Chapter 5 of ‘What Does the Bible Really Teach?’ – in Chapter 5 we will learn why Jesus died to save us all – ooh!

However, today we did not even open the Bible but we talked about my new business venture. It stands to reason that JWs are excellent salespeople; they know all the tricks of the trade. So we spent our time together with them giving me loads of ideas of which markets to exploit, a few leads and sales tips to engage and close people.

I did ask Beth if she would like to come and join us but she declined because she only does Jehova’s work. Still, she’ll make a great consultant.

The Lord doth move in mysterious ways.

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