Tell me, is masturbation a family issue?
I have acquired a few little buzzy friends over the years (as I’m sure most women have), nothing so bold as a ‘Rabbit’ or such-like. I actually came upon a couple by accident and put some new batteries in them to see if they still worked; there was nothing fab about them and I stuck them under the mattress (as you do).
I came home the other night to a miffed Honey – he told me that while he was watching TV in bed with Son they heard a buzzy noise – they got a great big fright because they thought it was a mega insect in the bed and they ripped the bed apart to find the culprit, only to discover 3 clitoral stimulators!
Honey was concerned because he didn’t know what to tell Son and he referred him to me with an ‘ask your mother’. I am happy to report that Son has not approached me on the subject but if he does I will tell him that they’re massagers for women with tired fingers.
lazypuffhead 
Say what?